Have you ever noticed that on the cover of most Romance books, the guy is on the right? He's a studly guy, he has the woman bent backward, she's in a swoon, one of her boobs is about to fly out of her blouse...

Guys, you should keep this in mind when you are going to be photographed with a woman. You want to leave a big impression. Make sure you are on the cameraman's right, bend the woman backward and say "Could you loosen a few buttons on your blouse there? It will be very romantic."

If a second photo is necessary, adjust your position to hide any swollen facial parts.

Michael McGan - 5th March 2003