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Review by Cheryl Lynne Bradley (250906) Rating (9/10) Review
by Cheryl Lynne Bradley The author makes wonderful use of co-incidents, dust bunnies, flannel pyjamas, car trouble and an on-line Tarot reading to introduce us to Pauline's crush, Michael Doorite, and to the possibility that her husband, Donald, might be having an affair with his female boss. We meet Pauline's daughter, Serenity, from her first marriage to a military man, and her two children with her current husband, Jack and Olympia. Serenity has a girlfriend, formerly named Denise, now called Dennis, who arrives with a large dog named George Bush. This dog has a penchant for eating any type of furniture and the not-so-very-nice neighbours' pool cover. He also has a healthy libido and escape artist tendencies. The family has been entrusted with the care of Pauline's widowed mother's dog, Montrose, while Mom is away living La Vida Loca. Montrose has an irrational hatred of both Donald and dog kennels. The household is completed by two cats, Bitesalot and Scratches, who do their best to live up to their names while making deposits in the garden, licking the butter and coughing up on the living room rug. Mayhem and madness ensue on a hourly basis as we follow Pauline through teachers strikes, playdates, a friend's wedding, car trouble, Canadian winters, wifely revenges for her husband's possible indiscretion, Parental Aggravation Days, PMS, computer problems, the horror that is Christmas, writers block and her hilariously disastrous attempts to have a successful rendezvous with the equally enamoured Michael. Email, text messages, clandestine phone calls, meeting in the recesses of the college library and in a dingy coffee shop, fuel their unconsummated passion. The obstacles to any relationship create the obsession and this relationship has many obstacles - it will take full military and tactical manoeuvres for a successful liaison. I laughed, I giggled, I chortled, I chuckled, I identified and I empathized. This book is a delightful, original, comic romp through a year in the life of a wild, whacked and wonderful young woman trying to navigate life. No maudlin sentimentality or moralizing here, this book is an unapologetic, irreverent, in-your-face, witty, honest and uproarious portrayal of an intelligent young woman, with a very full plate, who is doing the best she can in the circumstances she is in and trying to be the best person she can be in those circumstances. If you are disenchanted with Christmas, it would be worth buying the book just to read Pauline's Christmas Mantra a la Dr. Seuss. Pauline's military background has allowed the author to lace the book with several new acronyms which we could all find creeping into our vocabulary. The stunning cover artwork was commissioned from artist Cindy Revell and is a beautiful depiction of the Queen of Cups, worthy of any Tarot deck. The Queen of Cups would make an excellent television situation comedy and is a fast paced, laugh-a-minute read. I don't recommend eating or drinking anything while reading this book - voice of experience, I nearly choked on my tea. When the mind is filled with Spirit, Spirit will fill your cup to overflowing, and this book is overflowing with laughter and good spirit.
The author, Collette Yvonne, is a graduate of York University's
Creative Writing Program. This is her first full length novel
and took 10 years to complete. Her short story, Scarlett Runners
has been made into a short film called Snapshots for Henry which
is currently being featured at film festivals around the world. For more items from this reviewer see her website at: http://tarotcanada.tripod.com/UndercoverAngel.html |
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